Definitions by Mega Hemroids

Red Diamond 

An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.

I love when she sits that red diamond on my face

Red Diamond by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Cherry Cheese 

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

Cherry Cheese by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Dock Ho’s 

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.

Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.

Dock Ho’s by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Boston Cream Pie 

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter

Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.

Boston Cream Pie by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Joobs 

A Jewish woman’s titties.

You ever suck Monica Lewinski’s Joobs?

Joobs by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

34.5 

34.5, exactly half of 69; Slang for a blow job or half of the sexual act of sixty-nining.

Bitch I want some 34.5

34.5 by Mega Hemroids October 11, 2020

The Topeka Fly Trap 

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.

Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.

The Topeka Fly Trap by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020