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eat a sandwich 

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.
Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

pity marks 

Marks that a teacher gives you when he or she doesn't have the heart to give you the zero you actually deserve.
Zack: Professor Marshmallow gave me 2 out of 10 on my project. I guess it could have been worse.

Peter: Come on. Those were pity marks.
pity marks by Medicine Show July 7, 2010