Medicine Owl's definitions

MurderKill

to kill murder. to murder killing. a field maneuver that eradicates a evil especially using emerging information and communication technologies. a MKULTIMATE term inspired by MKULTRA's 'murderkill' from the Targeted Individual program.

Some guy came on my voice-to-skull and was, like, "Hey, TI: I am targeting you with murderkill. I'm coming to stab ya!" And I was, like, "Cool story, Bro. I am targeting you with MurderKill in the style of the 21st Century."

by Medicine Owl February 8, 2023

GasLight

A MKULTIMATE neurolinguistic programming system utilizing emerging information and communications technologies to flood the field with Truth, the Light of Christ, for Ultimate Victory.

Commandeered from MKULTRA's piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption, "gaslight," the GasLight is, according to Virginia Woolf, "life is a luminous halo," which has been directly tapped to fuel the apparatus.

A literacy program to Ultimately Optimize Human Health.

In voice-to-skull la-la-land I saw Rebecca holding the gaslight. I was, like, "Do you mind if I borrow that for a second?" and as soon as I got my hands on that piece of shit tin can rust bucket death contraption gaslight I shoved it so hard up its own f**** ass it disintegrated, annihilated, dusted, atomized, roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp. I awful waffled it. Then I gathered up the leftover fragments of the busted ass gaslamp and shoved them straight down wormhole circa 1936. IDK what some gaslit nitwit would want to play with the old gaslight for. What will you do with the broken pieces of the gaslamp? Make a leash to walk your dog? Fly the broken pieces of the gaslight like a kite? Anyway, by the time your ate-up-on-voice-to-skull ass goes looking for some bad gas, for old times' sake, as you approach the smelly-ass wormhole, you will notice stretched across the horizon,"life is a luminous halo," which we tapped for the new GasLight. I am targeting you with a luminous halo.

Hey, TI: I'm not just gaslighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which will be GasLit. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting all that which is GasLightable. Hey, TI: I'm not just GasLighting you, I'm GasLighting everything in known existence.

I'm here to destroy the world, and I'm gonna make you help me; with your child-loving ass; with your big-forehead ass.

This is a Good GasLight. This is a nice story.

by Medicine Owl February 12, 2023

gaslight actor

term gangstalking MKULTRA perps used to describe themselves in voice-to-skull gaslight theatre.

In the 20th centuries, gaslight actors tortured Targeted Individuals, attempting to make them feel and appear mentally unstable.

On my voice-to-skull I encountered an endless barrage of gaslight actors I called the gaslight brigade. They were, like, "Hey, TI, this gaslighting hyper-game is kinda like a lifestyle. We love it. I'm targeting you with the third circle of hell!" And I was, like, "Cool Story, Bro, I just harrowed hell. I never gave a fuck about mind control. I am targeting you with a soggy piece of white bread. Take a slice of Sunbeam white bread and stick it in a glass of water and eat a soggy piece of white bread. I'm a GasLight nonactor. I saw what you did. I'm comin' for ya."

by Medicine Owl February 13, 2023

faggot

pejorative term denoting a heretic and a huge jerk.The etymological bases are the first and previous incarnations of the word referencing Saints who were burned at the stake by heretics and huge jerks.

There's no such thing as a happy gangstalker. Nope, no such thing as a gay faggot.

by Medicine Owl June 13, 2023

war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023

MainLine

to render righteousness with perfect fidelity, especially using emerging information and communication technologies. A MKULTIMATE asset commandeered from MKULTRA.

During MKULTRA, every mainline was murder; now, we are fortunate to be able to MainLine America; now, every MainLine is a Miracle.

by Medicine Owl February 8, 2023

ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.

I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."

by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023