Definitions by Meatyman

Coleyon 

A real nigga with a huge dick, like can’t nobody just be realer. With a dick size of an leg

Bro I fuck with you so had your such an Coleyon

Bro I heard Katie and John fucked bro, she said he’s such a Coleyon

Coleyon by Meatyman November 23, 2021

Munch job 

A form of blow job when the giver munches or chews, it can be intended or by accident, depending on the context it's used in.

Pmsl, Jeff told me Shirley slipped when she was tasting his meat, gave him a munch job.

Damn, that Laura girl's one kinky slut, gave Jonny a munch job yesterday.

Munch job by MeatyMan January 14, 2008

Smeghead 

Someone whos head (the one with the brain) is full of smeg.

Smeg is the nasty stuff under one's foreskin after not washing it for too long. This word is thusly often used in insults.

- Hush your noise smeghead!
- That guy's a right smeghead...

Smeghead by Meatyman May 1, 2007