Me!'s definitions

philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages

"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."

by Me! May 19, 2005

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 9, 2003

ibonics

what our kids are learning now a days at school from teachers who've gone to college and didn't learn what they were 'spose to.

well...enough said

by Me! April 1, 2004

johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

by me! January 11, 2005

Jigga What/Faint

A cross between Jigga What and Faint.
Jay Z's vocals blend perfectly with Faint's strings.

-From Collision Course

by Me! April 16, 2005

rampant rabbit

a fucking cool vibrator type thing that's pretty and has beads . . . ooh, beads . . . damn ann summers for making you be over 18!

i want a rampant rabbit for christmas

by me! April 13, 2006

bohemian rhapsody

the best song ever made

"...hit me where the wind blows..."

by me! May 13, 2005