Definitions by Mcjd

Fuck You Money 

Enough Money to afford to buy (not charter) a private yacht or jet.

Elon had enough Fuck You Money to buy himself AND his Buddy Jeff a private jet.

Fuck You Money by Mcjd February 22, 2023

WUMF? 

What's Up Motherfucker?
What's Up My Friend?

In a high pitched voice to your bro's. "What's up Motherfucker?". OR. "What's up My Friend?" OR in a formal setting "WUMF?"

WUMF? by Mcjd August 23, 2016

super butch 

The extreme end of the lesbian spectrum. A lesbian with extreme male appearance, character and mannerisms.

Is that a dude, or is that chick just super butch?

super butch by Mcjd January 20, 2016

chrispit up

Make it sharper, clean it up, fix your errors.

Trabajo: "Jeffe, what do you think of my expense report?"

Jeffe: "It doesn't flow well. Why don't you try and 'chrispit up' a little bit?"

chrispit up by Mcjd October 11, 2009

poe-off 

A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.

Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;

Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.

Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.

poe-off by Mcjd April 27, 2009

Swan Worthy 

An unattractive female that has the potential to look much better. In need of or deserving of an extreme makeover.

Dude A: "That chick's lookin' frumpy"
Dude B: "I think she's Swan Worthy"
Dude A "I could see that."

Swan Worthy by Mcjd May 30, 2008

cock weak 

Feeling too weak, tired or just plain old lazy to accomplish a task. The opposite of cock strong.

Chuck went for a workout at the gym but claimed he was "cock weak" as soon as he started lifting.

cock weak by Mcjd December 1, 2007