Mcgwicko 's definitions

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

botez gambit

In chess when you lose your Queen because you just arent paying attention, or are distracted by too many other things. Popular on chess streams on Twitch. Used also in an attempt to save face because the blunder you just let happen was just silly

Man, I was trying to eat a bahn mi, read chat, and play blitz and I ended up playing the Botez Gambit and losing my Queen and the game.

by Mcgwicko April 4, 2019

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021

ass wave

An ass wave is when a girl who has an ass that moves in a wave pattern when youre doing the deed. It looks like a wave pattern in the ocean.

I was smashing Britney from behind and she had a great ass wave.

by Mcgwicko April 1, 2023

Hangover anxiety

A common issue in ER rooms. When someone has been drinking to much, and starts to feel as though they are going to have a heart attack or some other major health fail. Characterized by fast heartbeat , dizziness, etc.

Dude I drank hard five days in a row, was at work started feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack. I just had major hangover anxiety .

by Mcgwicko September 10, 2016

lickherish

A girl whos kinda into the idea of eating another girls pussy. Like she may do it if the circumstances are right. Similar to bicurious

Tammy and Jenny may hook up tonight. When Tammy gets drunk she gets real lickherish.

by Mcgwicko March 30, 2021

freezer rotation

When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer

Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation

by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014