Definitions by Mb500
keyboard mash
The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash by mb500 December 17, 2009
unplug the earphones
Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.
Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?
unplug the earphones by Mb500 July 29, 2009
Google says
When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.
Google says by Mb500 April 1, 2009
like etiquette
The action of clicking the "Like" button on someone's status on Facebook in return for them pressing the "Like" button on your status.
Me: Damn it why did John have to like my status? Now I have to like his about him finding out he has herpes because of like etiquette.
like etiquette by Mb500 March 28, 2009
SFT
Coach: We'll give the award to Timmy. He tries so hard to get better but I'm still giving him the SFT.
walled in the status
When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.
I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
walled in the status by Mb500 March 26, 2009