Definitions by MaybeARealWord

Donald Trump 

(noun) A bloviating, puff adder sack of lies.

Coined by Micheal Stipe.

“Donald Trump is a bloviating, puff adder sack of lies.”

Donald Trump by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

lost count of sheep

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.

Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.

“I’m trying to sleep, I’ve lost count of sheep.”

lost count of sheep by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

¿Que los nos dos? 

Translation: Why not both?

Used for comedic affect.

“I can’t decide whether to stay or to leave.”
“¿Que los nos dos?”

¿Que los nos dos? by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Macrotransaction 

(noun) When a microtransaction is required to play a game.

“Mobile games usually have macrotransactions.”

Macrotransaction by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

steve 

(noun) A comedic role (typically in theatre), which the role’s punch line is usually the death of the character.

Derived of The Great Mage Steve of the theatre show She Kills Monsters.

“It is I, the Great Mage Steve!”
(STEVE gets stabbed)

steve by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

do your own research 

A term used by people too lazy to provide their own sources to back up their argument.

“Vaccines cause cancer, do your own research.”

do your own research by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

comproximate 

(noun) An ever changing estimate of how fast an action is going to happen, estimated by a computer.

Derived from the combining of the words “computer” and “approximate”.

“Your game will finish downloading in a comproximate of 26 hours and 47 minutes.”
“I’m downloading an mp4 file what the hell.”

comproximate by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021