My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours!
(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)
(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)
Kevin: Hey who you calling?
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..
Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..
Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!
by Max86 February 19, 2019
Get the MkFisty mug.As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
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