Max Power's definitions

Dwilf

A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"

"That dwilf behind the counter at the grocery store short-changed me. I oughta step on her."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003

larip

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

by Max Power January 5, 2005

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

Salami Circle

When an uncircumcised man is curcumsiced by his lover and they eat it.

Sean: where'd your foreskin go?!?!
Kato:my girlfriend ate it.

Sean: oh a salami circle!

by MAX power August 30, 2013

byke

Something cooler then 'cool'. When something is far superior to 'cool'.

Yo that ride is byke! That body of yours is byke girl!

by Max Power September 23, 2004

KhemChoPaniDude

What idiot doesn't know what this means

Clinton said to Bush, "KhemChoPaniDude, Jackass."

by Max Power December 13, 2003