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Noun Shust
Shit dust, dried poop that has become a type of shit dust or Shust.
Fine particles of poo (as in dried poop)
The particles into which poop disintegrate

a : a cloud of Shust

Origin
His underwear was covered with shust.
You can see the shust particles floating through the air after a fart on a dry day.

A cloud of shust
After a good cleaning there isn't a sign of any shust on that anus
He developed pink-eye after having shust in his eye.

I shusted his drink in revenge for sleeping with my sister.
by Mattroid Prime May 21, 2013

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N1C
Abbreviation for “No One Cares!”
Text:
Me - Hey bro I just made up a new word on Urban Dictionary!”

Friend - N1C
by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017

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The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”
Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”

Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”

Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017

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