Fairy godmother

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.

Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!

by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

Flip you

A non-swearing way of saying f**k you.

Mike: You're a dumb crud!
Bob: Flip you!

by Matthew678 April 18, 2019

Dumbalpss

A variant spelling of dumbalps, but of course a funnier way of calling someone a dumb@$$ without swearing.

You're such a frickin' dumbalpss!

by Matthew678 November 19, 2019

Fudge off

A non-curse word synonym of f*** off.

Guy 1: Hello, donkeyhole!

Guy 2: Fudge off!!!!

by Matthew678 February 12, 2019

Fudge you

A way of saying f**k you without swearing.

Mike: You're a dumb crap!
Bob: Fudge you!

by Matthew678 April 04, 2019

Dumbbutt

Like dumba** but more appropriate to use.

That guy is such a dumbbutt!

by Matthew678 August 20, 2019

Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019