Big Mac

A fat person, who seems to have a goldfish memory

Nicole is such a big mac!

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005

Pangea

The space between a woman's vage and anis!

I licked her Vage - It tasted of piss shit sweat and cum all at the same time :(

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005

Post Muse Blues

The feeling you get the day after you have just witnessed a Muse concert - It's a depressing feeling, knowing that you will have to wait ages to see them again. Can last up to a week.

Guy1: I was at a Muse concert last night
Guy2: Yeh was it good?
Guy1: Of course it was good, it's Muse! - but now I have post muse blues :(

by Matthew bennett November 13, 2006

Blaze

The act of kissing/snogging/making out with another person.

Guy1: Did you blaze Natallie last night?
Guy2: Yes, I was really drunk!

by Matthew bennett April 14, 2006

pied

To Ignore someone, or something

Stop pieing my txts,or ahll glass u!

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005

rhino plastery

The surgery needed to sort out a really ugly person's face (usually a girl).

The girl at the checkout had a nose like a jumbo jet, she needed some heavy duty rhino plastery!

by Matthew Bennett May 26, 2006