Matthew bennett's definitions

rhino plastery

The surgery needed to sort out a really ugly person's face (usually a girl).

The girl at the checkout had a nose like a jumbo jet, she needed some heavy duty rhino plastery!

by Matthew Bennett May 26, 2006

Blaze

The act of kissing/snogging/making out with another person.

Guy1: Did you blaze Natallie last night?
Guy2: Yes, I was really drunk!

by Matthew bennett April 14, 2006

Post Muse Blues

The feeling you get the day after you have just witnessed a Muse concert - It's a depressing feeling, knowing that you will have to wait ages to see them again. Can last up to a week.

Guy1: I was at a Muse concert last night
Guy2: Yeh was it good?
Guy1: Of course it was good, it's Muse! - but now I have post muse blues :(

by Matthew bennett November 13, 2006

Pangea

The space between a woman's vage and anis!

I licked her Vage - It tasted of piss shit sweat and cum all at the same time :(

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005

Big Mac

A fat person, who seems to have a goldfish memory

Nicole is such a big mac!

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005

pied

To Ignore someone, or something

Stop pieing my txts,or ahll glass u!

by Matthew Bennett May 10, 2005