Definitions by Matthew Munt

Cow Edging 

The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.

"I'm cow edging"

Cow Edging by Matthew Munt May 15, 2024

Munting corpse sex 

The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.

"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Munting corpse sex by Matthew Munt May 9, 2024

Jewish Jelqing 

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

Jewish Jelqing by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024

Merf 

The act of vomiting in your spouses asshole, mostly done to women and lesbian couples after eating a large quantity of food.

"Oh shit Linda, I'm merfing right now"

"It's okay, just make sure you clean it up afterwards"

Merf by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

Fork 

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

Fork by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024