Matthew Lake's definitions

lady stick

1. The genteel manner in which one refers to the penis of a MTF transexual
2. A tranny clit

Alexis: Fuck me harder. I'm so close.
Horatio: Damn bitch! Your mussy is so tight! Now give a few tugs to your lady stick. I want to feel your mangina do some squeezeplay on my cock when you cum.

by Matthew Lake May 10, 2007

egocasting

The act of intentionally constructing and promoting an idealized self in a very public way, and often obnoxiously. It's critical to note that the projected self is not always received as idealized, but more often as immature, angsty, self-involved and attention-seeking.

Judd: Did you see the new cast of The Real World?
Pam: I did. It's so disappointing that the producers can't see beyond the fakery and the posing. I thought The Real World was about getting beyond labels, smashing the superficial, and seeing the process of individuals' identity construction in the context of diversity.
Judd: I know, and it's sad. Now it's just a bunch of egocasting in the context of drunken hookups.
Pam: Pathetic.

by Matthew Lake May 12, 2007

soysage

Breakfast links or patties designed to mimic real sausage, but made of non-meat soy products.

Rachel: What's for breakfast?
Susie: French toast and soysage links!
Rachel: Delish!

by Matthew Lake November 8, 2007

alcoholidays

St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Mardi Gras. Those days that seem to, at least for college students, exist solely for the purpose of getting shit-faced drunk, with rituals often beginning as early as morning and continuing throughout the day.

Bob: Dude! I'm so drunk right now. We started drinking every time we see spongebob squarepants, and they are running a Halloween Marathon.
Ted: Happy Alcoholidays!

by Matthew Lake November 20, 2007

borientation

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.

Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.

by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007

holidate

The person, of a romantic nature or not, that you take with you to mitigate the insanity of being near family during major cultural events that require a lot of gathering, eating and spending quality time together. Examples of such holidays include Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter.

My holidate, Chris, and I will be playing the "racist and homophobic comments drinking game" when he comes home with me for Thanksgiving this year.

by Matthew Lake December 25, 2007