crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 09, 2003
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incredulous

a combination of the words incredible and ridicuolous. contains both definitions
"that film was incrdulous"
by matthew February 15, 2005
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comedy central

The best network on tv period
by Matthew December 12, 2003
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engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing or bewildering
1. He engiminously slid through the shadows.

2. this is quite the engiminous situation youve gotten yourself into.
by Matthew December 18, 2002
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engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing; bewildering
1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."
by Matthew December 18, 2002
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mudvayne

look at that god band over there, and their drummer rules like crazy
by matthew April 06, 2003
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slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.
"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"
by matthew February 14, 2005
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