Definitions by Mattersy

Rowsdower 

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!

ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history

Rowsdower by Mattersy January 9, 2004

"Manos" The Hands of Fate 

One of the worst films of all time, being beat out possibly by only Plan 9 From Outer Space and Monster A Go-Go. It contains all of 3 sets, a random Frank Zappa looka-alike, and Torgo, who is perhaps the sexiest man of all time (with his own amazingly repeditive and annoying theme music to boot).

How could anyone possibly make a movie this bad?

"Manos" The Hands of Fate by Mattersy January 9, 2004

schfifty five 

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.

What you say?
Sch-fifty five!

schfifty five by Mattersy January 7, 2004

torgo 

One of the greatest characters of American Cinema, with unparalleled dilivery and timing, and the sexiest knees this side of anywhere!

Here's your complimentary.............crazy bread......

torgo by Mattersy January 7, 2004

sexitude 

Being just so sexy that you have to say it ALL THE TIME!!!!!

When all the ladies want you, and all the men know it.

Matt Sambito is the epitome of sexitude, Phil is not.

sexitude by Mattersy December 18, 2003