ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.
I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?
by MattYouKnowWho April 03, 2008
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Diamond Chevrolet

v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.

The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.

I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.

Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.

You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...
by MattYouKnowWho April 09, 2008
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Swass

Between the Taco Bell and not showering all week I have serious swass.
by MattYouKnowWho August 10, 2008
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Swat

When she stood up her swat left a wet mark on the bench. Gotta love hot days.
by MattYouKnowWho August 10, 2008
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situasianal awareness

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.
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Genetic Dumpster

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!
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Marathon Snatch

The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.
Don't stand too close to the finish line, there's some mean Marathon Snatch whafting around...
by MattYouKnowWho August 10, 2008
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