Definitions by Matt Wirth

Torrance Projects 

the part of Torrance people think is ghetto because they've never been out of the 310

"My neighbor is so ghetto, dawg."

"Where do you live? East L.A.? Watts?"

"Nah, biz-otch, I represent the Torrance Projects, yo."

Torrance Projects by Matt Wirth April 15, 2006

Kuronekosama bin Laden 

the evil feline mastermind behind the terrorist attacks on the Twin Plants on the planet Gunsmoke, believed to be in hiding, but periodically appearing out of nowhere

Forget Vash the Stampede! Kuronekosama bin Laden has a bounty of $$600,000,000,000.08!

Kuronekosama bin Laden by Matt Wirth April 6, 2004

errspiration

any action or mistake in a film, especially one with a minimal budget, that unintentionally adds to the effect of the film

You know how Kevin Smith shot "Clerks" in black-and-white to keep his budget low, but all the critics thought he intentionally did that to emulate a convenience store security camera? That was pure errspiration.

errspiration by Matt Wirth April 2, 2004

Sunken City 

a region of San Pedro where a landslide demolished a road and created jagged jolts overlooking the ocean

I nearly broke my damn neck jumping off of a rock at Sunken City.

Sunken City by Matt Wirth December 9, 2003

knork 

a fork-knife combination so you can cut your food and eat it; the next step in utensil evolution after the spork

Only a retard could cut the side of his mouth with this crappy Taco Bell knork.

knork by Matt Wirth October 15, 2003

Palos Verdes 

incredibly scenic giant hill south of Los Angeles where snobs, wannabe gangbangers and asshole police officers reside, also known as PV

I was arrested in Palos Verdes for driving a '79 Pinto.

Palos Verdes by Matt Wirth September 9, 2003