Matt Windle poet's definitions
/ˈkalɪˈwɪd/
a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.
a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

/de-mju:z/
1. cause (someone) to find something not at all funny.
2. provide uninteresting and unenjoyable pastimes for (someone).
1. cause (someone) to find something not at all funny.
2. provide uninteresting and unenjoyable pastimes for (someone).
"We are demused."
by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

to act as a friend to (someone) whilst having an ulterior motive. Especially to gain revenge, inside knowledge or for personal or professional gains.
pretending to be a persons friend.
pretending to be a persons friend.
by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

"I huv you!"
by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."
by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020
