Definitions by Matt Windle poet

Demuse

/de-mju:z/

1. cause (someone) to find something not at all funny.

2. provide uninteresting and unenjoyable pastimes for (someone).

"We are demused."

Demuse by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Snearly

the sensation of missing a sneeze.

"I can feel a sneeze coming... A... Ach... Nope, I've lost it. Snearly!"

Snearly by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Upperhook 

/ˈʌpəhʊk/

a punch to the body in boxing, MMA and various other combat sports that combines a hook with an uppercut, resulting in the punch being delivered with a diagonal motion and the arm bent.

"Ricky Hatton broke Castillo's ribs with that upperhook!"

Upperhook by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Shotblock 

/kɒkblɒk/

a term used for an action, intentional or not, that prevents someone from taking a photo. Such behaviour is often accidental or inadvertent but it is also intentionally done for humour between friends.

"I tried to get a good photo of us all but that guy kept shotblocking us."

Shotblock by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Newshunty 

/nju z/hʌnty/

a person that contrives a situation to gain media exposure.

"He's dying to be back in the papers. He's so newshunty."

Newshunty by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Brutiful 

/ˈbru tɪfʊl/

a brutal beating or knockout in boxing that was beautifully done.

"That fight was brutiful to watch"

Brutiful by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Prefriend

to act as a friend to (someone) whilst having an ulterior motive. Especially to gain revenge, inside knowledge or for personal or professional gains.

pretending to be a persons friend.

"I thought that we were close but really he was just a prefriend"

Prefriend by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021