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by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021
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A Z-list 'celebrity' that hardly anyone knows, has no real influence, or someone that was well recognised 20+ years ago but no longer has that status.
A Z-list 'celebrity' that hardly anyone knows, has no real influence, or someone that was well recognised 20+ years ago but no longer has that status.
"This is supposed to be 'I'm a celebrity...' but I hardly know who any of them are. I'm a zelebrity, more like!
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021
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the second month of the year when a person decides to only eat vegetarian products for the entire month
the second month of the year when a person decides to only eat vegetarian products for the entire month
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
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When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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