Greeps

/ɡri ps/

a person's followers on the social media application Instagram.

"He told his greeps he was going to Anthony Joshua's next fight."

by Matt Windle poet March 02, 2021

Heart of Pyrite

a disingenuous and fake disposition.

Opposite: Heart of Gold.

"I thought that he was a nice guy but he's got a heart of pyrite."

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021

Superlamendous

/su ˈpə ləˈmɛndəs/

the sensation that you feel when your child does well at a sporting event.

Their daughter won her first boxing match and they both felt superlamendous.

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Fainé

/ˈfeɪne/

an idle or ineffective person that was born in the 21st century.

"He's so fainé"

by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021

Strafro

/str'afrəʊ/

A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.

"I can't wait to go to the barbers, my hair looks like a strafro at the moment."

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

Qranxate

/krɑn:zeɪt/

To do nothing but stare lovingly at yourself in a mirror or other form of reflection

"Are you going to leave the house at all or just qranxate all day?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Upperhook

/ˈʌpəhʊk/

a punch to the body in boxing, MMA and various other combat sports that combines a hook with an uppercut, resulting in the punch being delivered with a diagonal motion and the arm bent.

"Ricky Hatton broke Castillo's ribs with that upperhook!"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021