Spomo

A spomo is a hybird of a spacker and a homo as defined above, but normally only in the realms of a person called Marc whose name ends with a c not a k
Marc liked being a spomo so much, he frequently licked the gwatch of bumgrapes because he is a MarmiteMiner
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
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twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.
Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
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gwatch

Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.
She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
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Okra

1. A tall tropical Asian annual plant (Abelmoschus esculentus) widely cultivated in warm regions for its edible, mucilaginous green pods (otherwise known as 'Ladyfingers').

2. An offensive name that can be given to any male with extraordinarily skinny or slim fingers.
Marc was also known as 'The Mysterious Okra' due to his extra-slim girly thin-fingers.
by Matt Whalley August 28, 2003
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Wernit

A dim or stupid person, typically from the West Country in Britain. A Wernit is characterised by their use of the words 'Wernit' to mean 'Wasn't it' and 'Were' to mean 'Was'.
That were real good wernit?
by Matt Whalley February 09, 2004
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bumgrapes

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids
Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
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firtling

The act of making love to a hole cut out of a picture or photograph.
Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.
by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003
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