gwatch

Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.

She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

Spomo

A concantenation of the two words 'Spacker' and 'Homo'.

Used to denote a person who is both a Spacker and a Homo.

Marc was a Spomo Flid of the highest order.

by Matt Whalley September 02, 2003

Spomo

A spomo is a hybird of a spacker and a homo as defined above, but normally only in the realms of a person called Marc whose name ends with a c not a k

Marc liked being a spomo so much, he frequently licked the gwatch of bumgrapes because he is a MarmiteMiner

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

MarmiteMiner

A member of the same sex that puts from the rough.

Marc was a MarmiteMiner that frequently tried to enter the ass off many pigs

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

Okra

1. A tall tropical Asian annual plant (Abelmoschus esculentus) widely cultivated in warm regions for its edible, mucilaginous green pods (otherwise known as 'Ladyfingers').

2. An offensive name that can be given to any male with extraordinarily skinny or slim fingers.

Marc was also known as 'The Mysterious Okra' due to his extra-slim girly thin-fingers.

by Matt Whalley August 28, 2003

Wernit

A dim or stupid person, typically from the West Country in Britain. A Wernit is characterised by their use of the words 'Wernit' to mean 'Wasn't it' and 'Were' to mean 'Was'.

That were real good wernit?

by Matt Whalley February 09, 2004

bumgrapes

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids

Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003