A spomo is a hybird of a spacker and a homo as defined above, but normally only in the realms of a person called Marc whose name ends with a c not a k
Marc liked being a spomo so much, he frequently licked the gwatch of bumgrapes because he is a MarmiteMiner
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!
Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!
Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
1. A tall tropical Asian annual plant (Abelmoschus esculentus) widely cultivated in warm regions for its edible, mucilaginous green pods (otherwise known as 'Ladyfingers').
2. An offensive name that can be given to any male with extraordinarily skinny or slim fingers.
2. An offensive name that can be given to any male with extraordinarily skinny or slim fingers.
by Matt Whalley August 28, 2003
A dim or stupid person, typically from the West Country in Britain. A Wernit is characterised by their use of the words 'Wernit' to mean 'Wasn't it' and 'Were' to mean 'Was'.
That were real good wernit?
by Matt Whalley February 09, 2004
Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids
by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003
Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.
by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003