Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

by Matt I April 21, 2005

Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

by Matt I January 29, 2005

dah

Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.

Person A: Is Garrett dum?
Me: Dah.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

XD

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)

by Matt I May 15, 2005

Smacktard

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.

That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

mcgreevey

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!

by Matt I September 10, 2004

thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

by Matt I September 09, 2004