Matt I's definitions

thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

by Matt I September 9, 2004

spoiler

A candidate in a campaign whose chances of winning are near zero but still may garner enough votes as to cause the loss of one of the leading candidates.

Ralph Nader was a spoiler in the 2000 elections, he took votes from Al Gore.

by Matt I August 14, 2005

snow day

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

by Matt I January 22, 2005

Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 24, 2005

Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

by Matt I April 21, 2005

Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

by Matt I January 29, 2005