Matt I's definitions

snow day

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

by Matt I January 22, 2005

Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

spoiler

A candidate in a campaign whose chances of winning are near zero but still may garner enough votes as to cause the loss of one of the leading candidates.

Ralph Nader was a spoiler in the 2000 elections, he took votes from Al Gore.

by Matt I August 14, 2005

thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

by Matt I September 9, 2004

mcgreevey

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!

by Matt I September 10, 2004

XD

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)

by Matt I May 15, 2005

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 24, 2005