Matt I's definitions

spoiler

A candidate in a campaign whose chances of winning are near zero but still may garner enough votes as to cause the loss of one of the leading candidates.

Ralph Nader was a spoiler in the 2000 elections, he took votes from Al Gore.

by Matt I August 14, 2005

Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

by Matt I April 21, 2005

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 24, 2005

Power Move

When a girl asks a guy out instead of the other way around. Can be very disconcerting.

Whoa, she totally puled a power move on me last night.

by Matt I April 24, 2005

XD

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)

by Matt I May 15, 2005

thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

by Matt I September 9, 2004

mcgreevey

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

Don't hat him because he is gay, hate him because he sucks!

by Matt I September 10, 2004