Matt I's definitions

snow day

What I hope I have on Monday.

I don't have much work to do, but I still want a snow day!

by Matt I January 22, 2005

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 24, 2005

Owned

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

That kid who lost 5-0 got owned!

by Matt I January 29, 2005

Red State

Nuclear testing ground.

Utah is a great red state in which to try out the Bomb.

by Matt I April 21, 2005

Smacktard

Someone who uses codes and cheats in online games. Also an insult for any stupid person.

That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.

Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.

by Matt I September 11, 2004

XD

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

Smart guy: Hi what's up?
Idiot: I saw the new Inuyasha xD
Smart Guy: What's ur address again?
Idiot: 21 Elm St.
Smart Guy: Leave the door open, b/c you're gonna die
Idiot: XD XD XD XD X(slice)

by Matt I May 15, 2005

Gumpmash

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

The gumpmash made a chomping noise between my jaws.

by Matt I September 11, 2004