Matt Huff's definitions

iFlush

the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!

I just changed one of my iFlush ringtones to "Everyday I'm Hustlin"

by Matt Huff September 15, 2010

rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle

All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic

by Matt Huff September 18, 2009

badorkadork

A dork with a badonkadonk.

"Get your big ass out of my seat badorkadork"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

nooble

1. a person who has noodle boobs

2. a noble noob

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

sallamird

-noun

An animal type creature which is the mix between a salamander, a llama, and a bird.

What were you trying to draw? because whatever it is just looks like some sort of sallamird.

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

p.o.o.t.

'pull out on time'

a sexual acronym

"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"

by Matt Huff October 2, 2009

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart

i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010