sallamird

-noun

An animal type creature which is the mix between a salamander, a llama, and a bird.

What were you trying to draw? because whatever it is just looks like some sort of sallamird.

by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.

Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 07, 2011

Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))

Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?

by Matt Huff October 09, 2010

p.o.o.t.

'pull out on time'

a sexual acronym

"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"

by Matt Huff October 02, 2009

rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle

All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic

by Matt Huff September 16, 2009

tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.

i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying

by Matt Huff September 07, 2009