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imaxipad

i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.
by Matt Huff June 12, 2010
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Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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brown thumber

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb
"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"
by Matt Huff September 9, 2009
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veenis

similar to weenis but it's the skin where the arm bends at the elbow joint on the inside of the arm where it makes a V shape
the veenis is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
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nooble

1. a person who has noodle boobs

2. a noble noob
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
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applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart
i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
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fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted
sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
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