Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Matt Huff

fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted

sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!

fisturbed by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

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when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

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the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

Bonervation by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

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Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.

I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.

dyslegsic by Matt Huff January 26, 2014

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synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep

wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep

skeep by Matt Huff July 29, 2012

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don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head

shasian by Matt Huff January 1, 2012

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a million dollars worth of anything that is looted during guerrilla warfare

this blow is so pure it must have been worth a guerrillian dollars

guerrillian by Matt Huff December 30, 2011

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