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noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
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Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner
Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
by Matt Huff September 8, 2016
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iFlush

the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!
I just changed one of my iFlush ringtones to "Everyday I'm Hustlin"
by Matt Huff September 15, 2010
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word of the day

almost 50% or more of the time is a word related to Facebook.

it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.

usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
Today's Word of the Day is "Facegrace" meaning a disgrace to Facebook: 6925 up, 42 down

This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
by Matt Huff February 22, 2011
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queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.
Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."
by Matt Huff August 28, 2009
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sexcavate

to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating
Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate
by Matt Huff November 14, 2011
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shasian

don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head
by Matt Huff January 1, 2012
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