Matt Bettes's definitions

VCO

("very cold object") plastic object filled with unknown substance, kept in freezer and used to cool other objects.

My ice chest was crammed so full of beer there was no room for a VCO.

by Matt Bettes January 13, 2008

Obamacan

a republican who has crossed party lines in support of democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama.

Tom was a McCain supporter before becoming an Obamacan.

by Matt Bettes February 2, 2008

cup-slap

to slap someone in the face with a cupped palm, thus creating a small air pocket, so that the impact of palm to face makes an unusual popping sound

Shut up before I cup-slap you.

by Matt Bettes October 28, 2007