cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

click

Military term meaning 1 Kilometer.

The DMZ is 20 clicks to the North.

by Matt August 26, 2004

shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

by Matt January 24, 2005

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 06, 2004

Samhain

One of the 8 Sabbats of pegan religions. Celebrated on Oct, 31 of every year.

I had a fun Smahain.

by Matt February 10, 2005

Shigy

an asain, more spisificlly an asain that follows many stereo types

hey shigy, dont hit that red nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

sum buitch!!

a dirty sum buitch up the street with small balls..also called rt's (raisin testecles) often affiliated with a small brain.

we pissed sum buitch off so he threw a 5 lbs barbell at my car. what a sum buitch!

by matt May 03, 2003