smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 09, 2004

mwam

Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.

"Dude! The MWAM theory is a load of bullcrap! Neo stopped the sentinels with telekenesis!"

by Matt October 21, 2003

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 18, 2004

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

MoCo Ho

A high class skank from either Potomac or Bethesda

That one girl in Hibbs- she is such a MoCo Ho

by Matt December 16, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

Wicca

Wicca, Sometimes refered to as: Witchcraft , or The Craft , Is a nature based religion. Followers, called Wiccans , worship 2 dieties, a god and a goddess. Some Wiccans worship others as well though the most common is the 2 dieties. There is no set path for a Wiccan and often they add or subtract parts of the religion making it offer more freedom than other religons such as Christians , or Muslims .

"Religion: Wiccan"
"I am a Wiccan."

by Matt November 25, 2004