stuipid

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance
i am stuipid
by Matt January 13, 2004
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roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
by matt August 22, 2004
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kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.
by Matt May 22, 2004
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Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.
-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".
by Matt April 06, 2005
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wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries
wreake is a load of shite!!
by Matt April 23, 2005
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ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time
"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."
by Matt June 19, 2005
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period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.
all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...
by matt January 24, 2005
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