cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

YYZ

The identity code for a Toronto airport and the best song ever to be conceived by a canadian band.
The time signature is set to match 'YYZ' in morse code (-.---.----..)
Great song for jammin' to.

'Hey Cam, what do you want to jam to..'
'Uuuuuhhh... YYZ'
(taps on ride cymbal)

by Matt April 22, 2005

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

1. For Sure, My Nigga'. Commonly played out by snoop dog and other rap artists. Found Irefuetably aggravating for the southern , blue collared working class, white american.

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle, lez go smokkee some weedz

by matt June 08, 2004

breasticles

used to describe tits that are so cold they are like icicles.... breasts...icicles....breasticles

Your mom's tits hit a stiff wind and became breasticles.

by Matt April 15, 2005

saosin

The sickest drumming to have ever graced my ears.

Lost Symphonies

by matt March 04, 2004

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 06, 2004

Britney Spears

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.

Anything but listen to it.

by matt January 30, 2005