Matt's definitions

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

by Matt November 4, 2004

943

The day 9/4/3 (April 9, 03) that was far supierior in every way than the day
1337 or 13/3/7 March 13, 07 will be. Because of the position of the moons of the planets in the beyond the asteroid belt

The same holds true for May 5, 05.

by Matt May 5, 2005

Mason Roe

Noun - Flaccid Mowhawk that when let loose, looks like the traditional 30's uptight haircut.

That guy with the mullet is standing next to the guy with the mason roe. What an ugly pair.

by Matt January 3, 2005

timme

retarded, mentally challenged
little brother
ho

That's some timmy shit, man!
What up wit' yo timme?

by Matt October 15, 2003

Chrisrta

To do something completly stupid or continue to talk about something you dont know.

man i cant belive i pulled a chrisrta, that parked car came out of no were

by matt March 30, 2004

sk8

the stupid way to spell skate that avril lavigne invented... now n00bs all over the world use it, fuck it's annoying

he was a SKATER (not sk8er) boy, i am a lesbian... doo doo doooooooo

by matt June 12, 2004

pigravach

The essential word in any refined man's vocabulary.

Foreign and versatile, useful in any upper-middle, middle, upper, elite, lower-middle, lower and student slum situation.

No plural.

While taking a Ritz Cracker Appetizer off a crystal tray: Ah... Pigravach

While chasing after the punk who stole your mom's purse: PIGRAVACH!!!

While taking the kids to a soccer game:
We're almost there you pigravach!

by Matt November 6, 2004