Matt's definitions

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.

I got the jerkizzur with the ice.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Puffy Cooch Syndrome

1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.

That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.

by Matt January 13, 2005

torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.

"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe

by matt April 16, 2005

subwoofa

The mating organ of the CRX. Either 10", 11", 12" or 15" in size and inversely proportionate in size to the member of the owner.

I've got a 12-inch subwoofa in my CRX maate.

Mohammed has two ten-inch subwoofas, both with active crossovers.

by Matt December 18, 2003

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005

slooed

Slooed in a word means Cussed..
Ganstas/Jamacans tend to say it

"Manz you got slooed dat day, you lucky he never had his gat dat day"

by Matt January 4, 2005