clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

Phoney

Fake, not real

Every time i see her she puts on this phoney accent, it drives me crazy.

by matt March 16, 2004

hermaphrodite

See also: Richard Simmons

How does a hermaphrodite get a sex change

by matt July 15, 2004

old man

your dad

Father

by matt February 13, 2003

Spezeski

Spontaneous and fun-loving...sometimes to an extreme. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

That gal is such a Spezeski that she is trying to buy every single Christmas Video on Ebay.

by matt November 24, 2003

beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

by Matt June 11, 2004

Kinger

Someone who trys with all his/her might to do his and everyone elses work in order to get in the good graces of management.

Kinger is kissing ass again

by matt April 12, 2004