shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.
This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.
by Matt April 10, 2004
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Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play
(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs
by Matt August 08, 2003
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Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.
by Matt April 30, 2005
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smunky

Smunky listens to alkaline trio while making love to matt.
by matt May 28, 2003
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tebowned

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
by Matt January 07, 2007
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pey

reversal of the word yep, it means agreement, action, or anything else you want it to.
Don't make me pey you!
She is f*cking hot, i want to pey her.
by Matt May 14, 2003
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ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.
1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.
by Matt February 24, 2005
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