Matt's definitions

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

fagtacular

see example

the person using the following definition is fagtacular: (fact) Whenever used, it immediately shows the lack of IQ of the user! Thus, all people using this word are idiots.

by Matt January 9, 2004

Boob'n

Something that kicks ass

Dude, that shirt is boob'n.

by Matt April 11, 2005

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Coca Cola

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.

Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.

by Matt August 15, 2003

Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

by Matt June 6, 2004

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004