Matt's definitions

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

bleb

blah + bored

bleb (it's it's own sentence)

by Matt November 25, 2003

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003

stellar

To be totally awesome and amazing and cool and special and super

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

OMG those cookies are so stellar they could even be called keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

libbie

a derogative shortening of the word liberal hippy

Man, Mac is such a bleeding heart libbie

by matt April 1, 2004

pidkim

"pole dancing kink master"

Short female that poledances and is very annoying. The Master of Kinkyness.

Man, that annoying bitch won't leave me alone. She's such a pidkim!

by Matt January 28, 2005