Matt's definitions

Tomasian

An "Asian" who is exhibiting a healthy red glow, often caused by the "Asian" being inebriated by a relatively low dose of alcohol.

"You're such a Tomasian Huy!!!"

by Matt February 20, 2005

otown

A common nickname for O'Fallon Illinois

He was chillin in his crib in otown.

by Matt January 30, 2004

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

face

Face, usually used in place of the "f" word or hell. or to insult someone

what the face was that?

you're a face.

by Matt April 4, 2004

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

by matt November 4, 2003

Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 3, 2005

Naive

16 Year Old Girls.

Mary though that she couldn't get hurt in a moch pit. She was so naive

by Matt September 19, 2003