Matt's definitions

courtesy tap

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.

That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!

by Matt January 10, 2004

piggy bank

1)To diss 3 guys using all their beats combined.
2)To ask to get shot
3)To say(In not so many words) I want a very talented rapper by the name of Jadakiss to air my ass out.

Clickity Clank, Clickity Clank, the money goes into my piggy bank.

by matt March 9, 2005

Pyromaniac

A person who likes to burn or blow things up

Matt is such a pyromaniac, he blew up his house.

by Matt April 27, 2003

shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.

"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"

by Matt September 29, 2003

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 5, 2004

insane clown posse

The worst band in the history of music. Consists of two white-trying-to-be-black losers who coudn't make music if their lives depended on it. Use the word fuck more than any group i have ever heard. Oh yeah, and they can't get laid.

Example of an Insane Clown Posse 'lyric':

Then I hit the bitch Met this bum in the back of a dumpster Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my dingaling sang Your nuts we want your nuts We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts Your nuts we want your nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

WTF???

by matt November 6, 2006

Dontad

This word originated from a screen saver, that said "Dave is a Dontad" and has been used to describe Dave ever since. The Creation of Team Dontad was on Thursday, September 23, 2004.

"1, 2, 3 Go DONTADS!"

by Matt September 24, 2004