Matt's definitions

crown and coke

A mixture of Crown Royal and Coke. Very good and has the potential to fuck you up very fast if mixed with an unusual ratio.

Bill drank 12 crown and cokes last night and had to dish out $60 for his bar tab.

by Matt April 18, 2005

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

Metal

Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura

Slayer, Pantera, and Sepultura are sweet, but Derrick Green is a faggot in sepultura, max caverlera was better

by matt November 30, 2003

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005

froglidite

a small frog-like creature, that is a puta, or a lil bitch.

Eric Gudzinas is the original froglidite

by matt April 14, 2004

buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 4, 2004