Matt's definitions

senie

an extremely attractive young man with an extraodinary large penis that is known to make women orgasm repeatedly.

I need a good hard shagging.
Where's senie's number

by matt May 6, 2005

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 14, 2003

badoinkadoink

the real definition is when u put junk in ur trunk. As seen on chappel show on comedy central.

i think u know wht it means

by matt April 6, 2004

hardcore dancing

A type of dance you do at a show to look completely stupid. Consisting of flailing arms and legs that pierce the air to come into contact with absolutely nothing. This is a must when you go to a hardcore show.

"hey did you get that email about that new kind of hardcore dance? Its like punching the ground and stomping your feet its so awesome." "Aww! I'm always the last one to get that email."

by matt February 15, 2005

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

The mars volta

Great band, great lyrics, great music. Great. Lyrics werent written by cedric but by omar

The mars volta > you

by Matt June 11, 2006

trucks

They are the device that attaches the wheels to the skateboard.

When he grinds, his trucks throw sparks!

by Matt May 13, 2005