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Definitions by Matt

Doobery Ferkin 

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.
'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'
Doobery Ferkin by Matt February 27, 2004

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"
The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.
Big Boss Man by Matt February 26, 2004

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.
The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.
5th Period by Matt February 26, 2004

stale donkey 

unable to have an erection
a infertile person is a stale donkey
stale donkey by matt February 25, 2004

beanie_ball 

teh cool
beanie_ball is liek teh cool!!1111!!111!!!!!!!111!ONE!!11111!!!!ELEVENTY!!11!11!!!!!!!11111111111111
beanie_ball by Matt February 24, 2004

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)
Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.
wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004
An word carrying the meaning "royally owned." Normally used after one repeatedly "rapes" an opponent at an online video game.
damn dude i "rowned" you with that headshot!
rowned by Matt February 24, 2004