Definitions by Matoh Wakan

sebelius 

to negligently ignore critical items in an oblivious manner with devastating consequences to large groups of people with the ulterior motive to fecklessly blame one's opponents for the subsequent widespread panic, chaos and wreckage.

Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.

Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.

Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that

Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.

sebelius by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013

tupalot 

a used crayon that has been stripped of its paper wrapper

we have a box of tupalots so we don 't need to buy anymore crayons.

tupalot by Matoh Wakan February 19, 2009

ambuleen 

an ambulance speeding with lights flashing and sirens screaming to the scene of a disaster

The ambuleen went flying past us even though we were driving above the speed limit.

ambuleen by Matoh Wakan February 19, 2009