Definitions by Mathew Aphasia

Cunty 

To act in a cunt like way or manner. To be rude and offensive to beings, creatures or critters around you.

Why are you acting so cunty?

I'm feeling a bit cunty today.

The Taylor seemed a bit Cunty in that specific moment in time.

Cunty by Mathew Aphasia April 1, 2025

Waldo 

A unisex restroom.

She snuck into a Waldo. Have you seen a Waldo?

Waldo by Mathew Aphasia April 18, 2024

Juggalugs

Boobies.

Check out those jugs, those are some nice Juggalugs.

Juggalugs by Mathew Aphasia March 24, 2024

Opinion 

The degradation of knowledge/experience, The omission of civil or personal truths. See denial for antonyms.

Your opinion is invalid! The degradation of Reformation and indoctrination, quashes my beliefs. Certain injustice is derived from this fact!

Opinion by Mathew Aphasia November 27, 2021

nutty-squirrel 

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

nutty-squirrel by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021