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When a dishonest seller uses their finger or hand or some other means to tilt one side of a weighing balance to make the left and right sides of the scales look balanced to cheat the customer—a weight balance is often used as a metaphor for an algebraic equation.
God, the Great Mathematician, dislikes immoral algebra, but delights in accurate weights or honest scales.
by MathPlus May 19, 2021
Get the Immoral Algebramug. When the coronavirus has had enough of the Liar- or Denier-in-Chief, who was given ample opportunity or warning to stop lying about the pandemic, and to start leading like a president in containing the crisis, prior to his infection.
Covid-19 couldn’t care less whether you are a president, prisoner, or priest; Covid-🤥 needed to give the president a wake-up call to prevent the country from witnessing a health apocalypse.
by MathPlus October 4, 2020
Get the Covid-🤥mug. When ICU patients decide to have a tattoo to remember for the rest of their lives that they were given a second chance to live, when the odds of their recovering from Covid-19 were quasi-zero.
Jeff had a corona tattoo of the green angry-looking coronavirus on his arm, which is often depicted on health pamphlets to warn the public of the risks of not wearing a face mask and not practicing social distancing in public places.
by MathPlus June 25, 2021
Get the Corona Tattoomug. A wall covered with someone’s academic achievements and awards, photos of their posing with some VIPs or ministers, including art paintings and frames of rare stamps and coins.
Guesstimate what percentage of the world’s population in the developed world have a vanity wall at home to impress their relatives, friends, and visitors.
by MathPlus October 7, 2021
Get the Vanity Wallmug. A Communist version of Singapore Math—which is rehashed from the world's best math curriculums—to brainwash students of the power of math in propelling North Korea into a nuclear power.
Math educators believe that if North Korean students were to take part in international comparative studies like PISA and TIMSS, it wouldn't be surprising that they'd rank among the top ten, thanks to the high standard of North Korea math.
by MathPlus July 12, 2017
Get the North Korea Mathmug. What a Christian calls “the unmerited favor of Jesus,” because there are no coincidences in their life.
What the world calls “luck,” for the born-again believer, this word isn’t part of their spiritual vocabulary.
by MathPlus February 27, 2021
Get the Luckmug. When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.
Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.
by MathPlus October 2, 2018
Get the Heaven on Earthmug.