MatT's definitions

scuba

Another term for a douchebag. see douchebag

He's such a scuba, he'll screw anything that moves/

by Matt June 19, 2005

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

Ragoo

A really big kid who can kick your ass.

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!

by matt April 5, 2005

reddog

the best guy ever to roam the earth. has red hair and red skin, red eyebrows and he is quick on his toes, example:

red dog: "spell science"
kye: "s c i e n c e"
red dog: "now spell it with your eyes closed!"


reddog is quite the ladies man...

red dog:
have u got a bitch bud
red dog:
man i need a dame WOMEn
red dog:
i need one
red dog:
i deserve a bitch


one day he will be rich and famous and on tv and he knows it:

reddog: "well if i wana be a healthy redy through life , i gotta stay fit and know wat foods to eat etc, to make me live longer and happyer, i dont want to die young u know, i am think'n the world will need reddy in the furtue."

"hey did u hear reddogs joke the other day it was quite lame"

"haha i want to know what reddog gets in the school certificate"

"woah did u just see reddog throw a rock at that teachers face hah the teacher has to go to hospital"

"the sky is the limit when u have the skill and interlect of reddog"

by matt November 17, 2003

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

monk

A slang term used in Devon England for skunk

Hi mate is there any monk around at the moment?

by Matt October 20, 2004