pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

skate

to use a skateboard or inline blades

man, skating (skateboarding) is fucking fun!!!!

rollerblades are for fags - ill mitch from www.illmitch.com

by matt June 12, 2004

pdc

piss drunk cock

Man, he is truely a PDC

by matt March 12, 2004

enab

enaB started out as just a joke between me and sam; a bunch of little fuckers on the internet defining a retarded word...but it means so much more. it means starting a small war over the internet. it means sucking cock for money. it means, fuck i dont know, not caring about life. fuck ya! enaB 4 life!

enab is my fucking world yo!

by matt January 09, 2005

Idaho Shake

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face

Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass

by matt January 14, 2004

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 05, 2005