MatT's definitions

stfu noob

A term that faggots use who play on the internet way too much.

Masterbating fat ass playing Counter Strike: STUF NOOB!!!11!!!

by Matt January 6, 2005

Bling-Bling

A hip-hop styling gangsta jewrly.

silver Chain

by Matt June 1, 2004

nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

Black Scorpion

A really bad wrestler back in the day. Aka Al Perez.

Jeff Merrick: Black Scorpion promo for Ol'Grady's Tavern, take 1.
Black Scorpion: STING. REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME? HEH HEH HEH
Jeff Merrick: No no no! Talk about Monday nights at Ol'Grady's! Take it from the top.
Black Scorpion: STING. HEH HEH HEH...
Jeff Merrick: This guy just doesn't get it.

And who the heck is this Sting guy????

by matt November 5, 2004

lozenge

a made up word to make my girlfriend's roomate and her boyfriend look like sillypantses for parading about the word bandaid as if it had a meaning beyond its intrinsic definition.

Raki and Matt made up the word lozenge to piss off Katie and maybe John but he probably doesn't care.

by Matt February 13, 2005

inrection

Who wrote the last definition?

They didn't leave any personal details.

by Matt April 20, 2004

milk helmets

Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....

"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.

by Matt August 25, 2003