MatT's definitions

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 1, 2004

comander

The way that one spells commander if one does not care about adding in the extra "m"

Comander101 is online.

by Matt November 10, 2004

Shigy

the typical stereotypical asain, the equivelent of a black person calling a black person nigga, its a slang word for asain

hey shigy, dont back up into that nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 20, 2004

Phetto

A word used to make yourself look like you're ghetto when you're not.

You think you're ghetto but really you're just phetto.

by Matt August 23, 2004

YO Mamma

Noun: your mother, used to refer to someone's mother in a deragatory manner.

"Yo dude, i had sex with YO MAMMA last night! She's one good lay!"

by Matt December 10, 2003