MatT's definitions

trans am

One of the American sports cars that is compensation for having a small penis.

See also corvette, viper, and huge ass pickup truck.

by Matt May 28, 2005

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

mexiflip

A Mexican-Filipino person.

Blake's such a mexiflip! He makes punset burritos.

by Matt January 27, 2004

Equilibrium

A great action movie starring Christian Bale, and featuring the highest on-screen body count of any film (non-war).

Even more than Hard Boiled.

by matt November 3, 2004

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by matt December 23, 2003

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004