MatT's definitions

g4

A Television network that took great joy in acquiring TechTv only to utterly destroy it in less than a year. A perfect example of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america, it is unlikely that g4 will finish out the year as it has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. This is due in part to the fact that G4's target demographic (males 12-34) finds that channel simply ridiculous.

Bob: I would like to lose 5 million brain cells today...

Joe: Well bob, just turn g4.

by matt March 23, 2005

DAF

Drink A Forty

Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.

Wanna DAF tonight?

by matt November 22, 2003

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

heel-toe

A dance originated in the south

I can heel toe well bitch

by MaTT January 2, 2005

morgy

An orgy had by a female named Morgen,
(MAY CONTAIN MULTIPUL MALES AND FEMALES)

Morgasm, whore, easy, cant stop having sex

by Matt August 24, 2004

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003