MatT's definitions

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"

The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.

by Matt February 26, 2004

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

by Matt February 26, 2004

Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

by Matt February 27, 2004

cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

by Matt February 29, 2004

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004