MatT's definitions
by Matt January 4, 2005

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert
-Stephen Colbert
by Matt May 12, 2006

by Matt March 15, 2004

internet preson #1: look at urbandictionary.com its funny
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!
internet preson #2: lol thats funny!
internet preson #1: shut up, LOF!
by MATT July 2, 2003

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"
by Matt February 26, 2004
