Masterstache Graphics's definitions

Saladrexic

The act of only eating salads to seem healthy and make everyone else feel terrible about there life choices.

Dude did you see Tiffany order that salad at lunch, she's totally saladrexic

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Tri-Tit

When the padding from your sports bra merges into the center pocket creating a third lump, forming the appearance of a tri-tit.

"God dammit I need to go to the washroom, I got another tri-tit again

by Masterstache Graphics November 16, 2016

Chicklepolte

Parents whom try to hard to fit in yet lack the ability to pronounce Chipolte.

Yes, can I get a line of Chicklepolte on both subs.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Pew-Pewsical

When gamers break out into song, whether through musical instrument, singing or making weird noises while playing a violent video game. For example; Don't Stop Believing performed through car horns in GTAV.

Buy the D horn so we can start the pew-pewsical with our Ferraris.

by Masterstache Graphics November 6, 2016